A candiru? Com'n guys. There is one overblown case (well, not for the victim!) of the fish inserting itself into a penis. There are no other cases in recorded history. I think I can find more cases of eels in rectums than candirus in reproductive areas.
Thanks to that ridiculously overhyped story all parasitic catfishes are banned in this state. They feed on blood from gills, not urinary discharges. :aargh:
Back to your regularly scheduled debate.