I'll use Occam's razor to bust up your scientific evidence.
Scenario #1: God created the world and people as described in the bible. He took seven days, to create different parts of the world, the animals, people. He then took a rib from the first guy to turn into the first woman. Yadda yadda yadda, I think you're familiar with how it goes, it's quite a fantastical and popular story.
Scenario #2: Sponge Bog Square Pants snapped his fingers and everything we know came to be.
Which is the simpler explanation?