What do you use to shave?

The first blade does absolutely nothing
The second blade touches your whiskers
The third through fifth blade cut the top millimeter of your whiskers
Blades six though ten cut the remainder of your hair
Blades eleven and twelve cut any stray hairs that weren't cut by blades six through ten
Blade thirteen shaves off the top layer of your epidermis
Blade fourteen completely shaves away your epidermis
Blades fifteen and sixteen cut into your veins
Blade seventeen chips away at your facial bones

The Platinum Mach 14

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