In PITTSBURGH

Arrived in Pitt looking for some action. Was instructed to attend the finest "dance club." While my friend was tipping a dancer profusely, Mr. Duce Staley walks up and gets in a tipping war with my boy. We continue to shower the girls with hundos. Duce comments on how he needs to go to the ATM. My friend yells, "We got the real Duece!"

Duce says, "The Saints suck!, we're going to kill you!"

And we say,"We're going to wipe our (mod edit: profanity) with the terrible towels you black and heinz mustard yellow belly cowards!"

True Story 11/11/2006 1:11 A.M.