I recommend that midway through the 1st quarter, you rise to your feet, rip off your coat and shirt, and reveal a big ole' fleur-de-lis painted on your chest and on your back. Then hop up-and-down, with arms raised to the air, until the camera zooms in on you and you get posted up on the scoreboard jumbotron and on national TV. In doing so, you will pump up the fans watching back home, you will pump up our visiting team, and you will reverse the fortunes of your vacation, and turn it into one you will never forget.
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