Just for that Mike, we're taking away your man-cards (again!).
Man Law # something.. All honeymoons, weddings, family get-togethers (note: Christmas and Thanksgiving are allowed exceptions to this law, provided that there is a television nearby with a football game broadcasting, and that all conversations in regards to the family are required to be postponed, unless it regards the game that is being played that day) must take place prior to the month of August in any given year, with the exception of the day of draft day weekend. Failure to schedule appropriately shall result in the removal of your man-status.
Corollary: This man law is also allowed to be circumvented if your spouse is also a football fan, and is willing to participate in football-oriented activities with you during the listed weekend.