Matters of Grave Importance: The Ten Best Candy Bars Ever

I don't eat chocolate because it gives me firehose diarrhea, but I used to love a good Milky Way. Furthermore, the frozen Snickers bars were always the best.


Well I don't eat chocolate because I'm 34, and staying in shape is getting harder as I get older. Plus, it gives me the flying s****.

But I used to love me a Kit-Kat, though. :(