Matters of Grave Importance: The Ten Best Candy Bars Ever

Payday? Who the heck voted for that ****?!?!

I ******* love Payday. What the hell is wrong with you?


Right on! A nice change from the usual. When I was a little kid and we'd make the trip to visit Granny, we'd always hit the service station for snacks, and we'd always get a Zero.

Oh dear, in researching peanut butter cups, I came across this. How in the world could I have never seen these! This may be exactly what is missing in my life...




Tried 'em. They're...interesting.

Hershey Bar chocolate is the worst chocolate ever, except that cheap fund-raiser chocolate. Who in their right minds likes that crap? Good chocolate costs a little money. But having said all that, my list:

1. Reece's Peanut Butter Cups
2. Butterfinger
3. 3 Muskateers Mint with Dark Chocolate