Potential family crisis (Nephew a Cowgirls fan?)

Beat the Cowboy fan out of him.

A sack of oranges. Hurts pretty bad but doesn't bruise.

I can't really discipline him since he isn't my kid.

the answer is to go outside and throw the football with him

I've gotten him to a few times but he usually wants to play hockey instead.

Take him to the Superdome for a game. After the first Who dat chant, he'll forget who the Cowboys are.

I was trying to get him to the Seahawks game since it fell during his thanksgiving break but my mom ended up having knee replacement surgery the week prior so leaving town didn't seem like a good move. Hopefully I'll get him there at some point.

Time to break the bad news to him. Santa Claus only likes saints fans.

I tried telling him he was going to get a lump of coal for christmas but my mom didn't like that.


"I'll bet you're gonna take off that cowgirl shirt once you get into Saints territory, aintcha? Well now... I'm gonna give you somethin you cain't take off..."

I haven't seen the shirt. But if I ever do I'll have a new rag for washing my truck...that's for sure.