Turning 30, any ideas?

Tall bar stool got pulled out just as I was hopping up onto it. Went backwards, head-first into the concrete floor, knocking me out. The guy was trying to be nice by pulling out the bar stool for me but that wasn't what I was expecting so the timing couldn't have been worse.

It took right at six weeks to be able to function normally again. And even a drink of alcohol would give me a headache.

It had been a very fun night up until that point.

I once tried to emulate Ralph Macchio by doing a Crane kick on a wooden post by the river... the landing foot missed the post and I proceeded to land on the post with my crotch. :covri: