I never ask for anything for Christmas...

I'm an adult. If I want something, I'll just buy it. Christmas is for kids. Occasionally I'll pacify the gift givers and let them buy me something like last year when I gave in because I know how much I enjoy seeing people's faces light up at the gifts that I've given them. I asked for a remote thermometer and the entire clan and enjoyed the spoils. This year I was hoping to avoid the same awkward, pointless situation as I do almost every year.

Until I saw a commercial for this:

<img width="500" height="500" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81vo3E11mPL._AA1500_.jpg">

IMO, a steal for less than $50.

Thank you in advance, Santa.

A mostly naughty, but sometimes nice boy