I made a two pound doo doo this morning.
And I didn't even need the help of some kind of miracle nature medicine.
All it took was a massive helping of ravioli and four ales.
Of course, mine didn't have that great seaweed look to it.
But I did take a picture of me playing with it with chopsticks so I could use it as a testimonial for my new medicine called "Raviolis and Ale in a Bottle Miracle Fecal and Toxin Extracticator Medicine Stuff".
Now in cherry flavor for the kids.