Brian Baldinger's pinky?
Yep... you should live in Panther country. It happens a LOT more often when you are constantly bombarded with a division rival's fans.
No thanky... I don't know if I could stand it. If something like that were to happen, you'd likely see the following news story one day..
Bank of America stadium gets mysterious black and gold paint job overnight
Unknown persons decided Saturday night was a good night to do some unauthorized touch-up work on Bank of America stadium. Stadium security was distracted long enough for the estimated 12 hour modifications to take place unnoticed. The entire exterior of the venue was painted a glossy black color while the parking lot had gold colored paint spread across it's entirety. Inside the stadium, those that could not believe what had happened to the outside were in for a bigger shock. A huge Fleur De Lis, the symbol for the New Orleans Saints football team, was emblazoned over the normal panther logo at midfield, and the end zones had been colored in solid black and had "SAINTS" in gold printed across them. It is thought that some overzealous fans of the rival sports team made their way into the stadium after distracting security guards by using dogs with digital audio players attached to their collars, and trained to run and hide from uniformed figures. The audio units were reportedly playing looped recordings of a young female voice saying "Daddy, I'm ready. Come-on over here!"
While the security guards were hunting for the source of the voices, the vandalism was taking place at the stadium.
Some eye witnesses came forward to report that they had seen unknown figures around the stadium that night, and they were dressed all in black. One witness stated that he was kidnapped by the vandals, but that no probing had taken place "this time".