Reggie to the Colts. (Hypothetical)

How about instead of trading Reggie, we just trade the so called fans who keep making posts about Reggie being traded or cut? I mean you gotta make the move while those fans still have value. If at all possible we need to avoid trading em to a division rival. Falcon fans suck and most are bandwagon fans. I wouldn't want to get taken in a trade with the Falcons. Besides, they could probably just wait until Bush resigns and then they could pickup those fans on the open market for little or nothing. We won't get maximum value trading them to the Bucs. With all the jail problems they're having, they have too many holes to fill. Our best bet would be trading them to Carolina. They need some fans and anyone we get in return would be hungry to cheer for a winner. I say we trade the Bush thread starter fans for some Carolina 3rd year fans this year and a fan set to be determined based on where they finish next year.