Is Hulk Hogan really a real American?

Well my friends many american entertainers do commercials for the Japanese, and who can blame them. Sometimes they make like 5-20 million to do a few words. They fly you out, put you up first class and you get a free vacation for an hour of your time. Hell Id do an hour for 5 mil. The craziest ones I saw while there was a Madona one where she is dressed like a samuri, but with the cones. She swings a sword around and says "Im Pure". The other Eddie Murphy dances around with this band that is playing a funky little tune then Eddie screams "BEANS". 5 mil for beans. Im in the wrong business.

I just wanna know where to get that humidifier looking thing... so I can too be a real American(tm)

Actually its an air conditioner.