Gettin' Married in 7 days

A few reminders, eaux-yeah:

1. There is no CleanMgr for women's memories.

2. Defragging won't work - Women's minds are permantly fragmented with immovable files (about what you said, what you did, the price of that clearance sale item that she just had to have but that somebody stole while she was thinking over the purchase and visiting the ladies room where she just happened to run into a friend she used to know who married what's-his-name, but divorced him, but not before they had two kids together which worked out fine because she got to keep the house where she lives next-door to what's-her-name, who left her husband after he had an affair with his own kid's school teacher (go figure) and they ended up moving out-of-state and she's right back teaching again (can you believe) and she really, really wanted that clearance sale item and it's YOUR FAULT that she didn't get it because if you'd given her more money, she wouldn't have had to think it over and she wouldn't have gone to the ladies' room andshewouldn'thaverunintoheroldfriend...)