Most pathetic jobs?

I don't mean challenging, laborious, or dirty, I mean pathetic. Let's hear about it.

For me I think it's being paparazzi, chasing celebs around, peeking over their privacy fences w/ cameras, etc. Pathetic.

I think being paparazzi would be fun. Celebrities don't have souls anyway.

The most pathetic job I can think of would be prison pedicurist.