PLEEEASE help me

Before I start, let me say what TO does is not what I'm talking about in this post!

For everyone who opposes celebrations after abig play, tell them to sit on their hands after 1 of our players scores.....no jumping up, no hand clapping, no fist pump or high squeeking yeeeaaahhhhhhh! Just sit there like your watching Brokeback Mountain, then you can complain about celebrations. Since I know no one watches a game like this, I expect no rebuttal to this.

Even Deuce is starting to spike the ball regularly!