Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen offers apology to New Orleans residents, not city

Wow.. i stroll through the city of New Orleans all the time to score some amazing food. Who would have thought that a 6'6," 270 pound mullet wearing troglodyte would be locked away in his hotel room wetting his underoos. Kind of makes me feel like John McClane. I am such a bad@#$.

I am such a bad@#$.

That should be a bullet comment on your resume'