New Orleans-area Cox Cable service is terrible

Entergy has pushed me to the point of wanting to afix solar panels to the roof of our house. Between Entergy and Cox Cable, I can't figure out who is the greedier, shadier, more pathetic and dishonest business.

I can picture the CEOs lunching together and laughing at the collective gullibility of the citizens of New Orleans. "You think those 'demand letters' are bad, Dan? We don't even HAVE a customer service department anymore!"