I hear that it's down to Katherine Heigl and Kate Beckinsale for the role of "hypothetical hot chick in hypothetical seat 17B"
The movie's climax will be Markie landing the plane with a separated shoulder and gunshot wound to the abdomen, then giving hypothetical girl in 17B a romantic kiss on the way down the emergency slide
Rumors have it that he'll go "weeeee" but Wahlberg has denied it
Chuck Norris performs a cameo as the police officer on the tarmac who starts the slow clap