Otherwise, not joking here, join Prepaid Legal Services and even though this is a pre-existing situation, there will be some discounting of fees. But more importantly, they are obligated to deal with your issues. They will use
Interestingly, they also have a identity shield part of their services (like prepaid legal, but separate, but same umbrella), so that would have been good to have had, since I think you would get extra ability to resolve all these things. Not sure if that is worth adding as well at this point, other than monitoring your identity and getting coverage for new events.
The costs are like $25 a month for the prepaid and $10 for the identity thing. BUT, you WILL get a return phone call and a lawyer to start working on your behalf, there in Louisiana as well as within their network. Good luck.