Where were these teachers when I was a kid?

Welcome to Every High School, USA.

I know two separate guys that tagged two separate teachers in high school. And I'm fairly certain one of our coaches tagged a couple girls as well. The girls were whores and the guys were awesome.

I always thought that one of them was just one of those rumors, but then I hung out with them after graduation and it seemed totally plausible. I don't know who the other one might be, but I damn sure hope it was Mrs. Bailey.