Where were these teachers when I was a kid?

I mean, she's pretty, so good for him

But what the hell? What's wrong with this pretty 20-something year old chick that she can't just have sex with someone close to her own age? Make jokes about half her face if you want, but there's plenty of 25-30 year old men that would love to get some of that

I'm sure at 17 I would have found it cool, but it's still creepy as hell