The real Air Force!

That's "borrowed" from a Saturday Night Live fake commercial from 1979.

The Navy Adventure
[ open on Navy port ]


Announcer: Port of call, Bayonne, New Jersey.

[ Navy men are seen doing laundry ]

The Navy Adventure.

[ as background music plays, scenes show navy workers performing various activities: mopping a floor, peeling potatoes, cooking and serving cafeteria food, scrubbing toilets, chipping paint off of an old ship wall, fastening chains on a ship, mopping the ship, tarring a ship floor, and sitting in a room watching TV ]

The Navy. See your local recruiter or call toll free.

[ final image shows phone number 311-555-5000 against a man with a mop and bucket - the motto is also shown ]

It's not just a job, it's $96.78 a week.