Bucs Sign Clay Manning

TAMPA BAY, FL—Still reeling from the loss of quarterback Chris Simms and desperate to shore up the second-worst offense in the NFL, the 2-7 Tampa Bay Buccaneers announced Monday that they had signed Clay Manning—son of Saints legend Archie Manning and the legendary long-lost fourth Manning brother—to a two-year, $3.2 million contract.

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