Saints using a 3 safety defense??

We should just put 11 safeties on the field. No one would ever pass against us.

I believe this falls under SR statute 32:
(quote) "Can he play safety" or any joke contrived to add something about playing the safety position to the humor of said joke must always be followed by a reference to "Can he do backflips" so the process of groaning and moaning may commence" (unquote)

My SR bretheren, I hereby jump on this hand grenade for the good of the order.

(ahem)
But can all 11 do backflips?