Dilemma
Several weeks ago, my wife made a delicious shrimp and lima bean concoction for dinner -- think Red beans and Rice, but instead of read beans, you use baby limas, and instead of sausage, you use shrimp, and instead of a ham stock, you make a shrimp stock.
Anyway, after having the delicious leftovers a few days for lunch, the rest of it kind of got lost in the back of the 'fridge. Now it's turned pretty awful, so I have to throw it out.
Here's where it gets tricky. Our disposal is broken, so I can't send it down the drain. I don't want to just dump it in the trash can because if the garbage bag breaks, it will be a level 4 bio-hazard by the time garbage day gets here.
Luckily, I just finished a jar of mayonnaise, so I was able to scoop most of the leftovers into the empty 32 oz. jar. Here are a couple of pictures:
My dilemma is, how do I get this into Roger Goodell's hotel room during Super Bowl week, and how do I rig the jar to break open?
Several weeks ago, my wife made a delicious shrimp and lima bean concoction for dinner -- think Red beans and Rice, but instead of read beans, you use baby limas, and instead of sausage, you use shrimp, and instead of a ham stock, you make a shrimp stock.
Anyway, after having the delicious leftovers a few days for lunch, the rest of it kind of got lost in the back of the 'fridge. Now it's turned pretty awful, so I have to throw it out.
Here's where it gets tricky. Our disposal is broken, so I can't send it down the drain. I don't want to just dump it in the trash can because if the garbage bag breaks, it will be a level 4 bio-hazard by the time garbage day gets here.
Luckily, I just finished a jar of mayonnaise, so I was able to scoop most of the leftovers into the empty 32 oz. jar. Here are a couple of pictures:
My dilemma is, how do I get this into Roger Goodell's hotel room during Super Bowl week, and how do I rig the jar to break open?