My homie played a cruel cruel joke on me!

Just to give some back story he years ago, somethin like 10 years ago he hooked me up with this girl. I liked this girl for years, but never made a move. I told him to give her my # and we conversed for a good lil while, but it never sparked off. She was smokin!! Gorgeous, big booty, nice jugs, sexy, cool, etc. No, I will not post a pic of the girl because she is a local girl and her people could possible be on these forums.

Anyway, nothing popped off so I moved on. Years later, out the blue I get a text from an unknown area code, saying this "The girls name" and she got my number from a mutual friend. The friend she mentioned only a few people know I know.

Well, she text me talking bout she know we didnt hit it off, but she was really feeling me and jumped at the chance when she ran accross someone that new my #.

We talkin' over text, and she is talking about how she is staying out in Dallas, but coming to N.O. next month, and tryin to hook up with me and all that. She is getting freaky and everything. I text my homies just to make sure because this was TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

Well, she finally text me saying "I cant do it no more this is [my homie's name] lmao. Its funny but it hurts. For moment I felt like Im the luckiest dude in the world. How often does the "one you let get away" contact you years later saying she was crazy about you. He told me he found a app to mask his phone number. How cruel is that. If he wasnt my best friend I would whoop his .....

smh, I need to come up with a wy to get back at him for real.