My homie played a cruel cruel joke on me!

When your best friend "homie" shows the texts to your girl...accidentally of course...he'll be moving into the smooth live in GF deal you've got. And you'll have no defense when your girl starts freaking out about you wanting to step out on her.

Ya gotta admit, it's a great play.

Nah it wouldnt ever get to that point. He wouldnt want here, matter of fact, he could have her!!