Best Seinfeld Episode
Edit: changed mine to where George gets a toupee.
Good one. This is the best scene:
(George enters)
JERRY: Hey there he is. So what happened? Could she detect it?
GEORGE: That's an interesting question.
JERRY: How so?
GEORGE: How so? I'll tell you how so. She's bald!
ELAINE: What do you mean bald?
GEORGE: What do you think I mean bald? Bald. Bald bald.
JERRY: She's bald?
GEORGE: She's bald.
ELAINE: Oh come on.
GEORGE: Oh come on? No come on. She took off her hat and there she was (waving his hand over his head) hello. It was like I was looking at myself in the mirror.
ELAINE: Well maybe she got a haircut or something.
GEORGE: Let me tell you something. No one walks into a beauty parlor and says "Give me the Larry Fine."
JERRY: Women go bald?
ELAINE: Yeah, I've heard of that. I mean they usually wear a wig.
(Kramer enters)
JERRY: Hey.
KRAMER: Hey.
GEORGE: You fixed me up with a bald woman.
(Kramer flinches)
KRAMER: Bald?
GEORGE: Yeah, that's right.
ELAINE: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.
GEORGE: So?
ELAINE: (puts her hands up to her mouth) You're bald!
GEORGE: No I'm not. I *was* bald.
(Elaine grabs at the toupee, George dodges the grab.)
GEORGE: Elaine.
(Elaine grabs again and misses. George turns around and opens the door trying to get out. Elaine grabs the toupee and runs to the window.)
GEORGE: No, no, no Elaine.
ELAINE: (shouting) I don't like this thing. And here's what I'm doing with it.
(She tosses the toupee out the window)
GEORGE: Nooooo.
(He runs to the window, and the blind comes down on his head.)
[Outside.]
(The homeless man is walking down the street and sees the toupee. He puts it on.)