I wake up about 6:45 on Christmas morning, quietly get out of bed, make myself a pot of coffee, and reflect on what a wonderful life I've got, thanks to my beautiful daughter and loving wife.
Then about 7:00, I turn on my 100 watt per channel 7.1 receiver with the 200w 10" subwoofer, put on Trans Siberian Orchestra's "Christmas Eve In Sarajevo and Other Stories" and crank the volume up until the windows are rattling. Then I laugh as the aforementioned loving wife and beautiful daughter come crawling out of bed looking at me like I'm a madman.
This is after we watch "A Christmas Story" at least 2-3 times the day before on TNT.