LOL'ing at cowgurl fans

They move from coach-to-coach. From one big name free agent to the next. Their delusion is as big as their state. Someone was always gonna come, wants to come but couldn't, tried to get their but got held up LOL. It never ends.

This has got to be the most pitiful fanbase in all of professional sports. Long after teams like the Dolphins and Raiders and Bills have accepted that they're no longer any good - The Dallas Cowboys and their fanbase refuse to let go of the notion that they're somehow relevant and capable of attracting upper echelon talent.

They're stuck in the glory hole.