the amazing banana slicer

My favorite so far:

The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer has been a lifesaver for me. Several years ago I dismembered myself in a tragic apple slicing accident. Both my arms were severed at the shoulders. Ever since then, I have been forced to slice all my fruits using a knife wedged between my toes. Most inconvenient and somewhat dangerous as three missing toes clearly suggest. Bananas were the worst, though. There are just so many cuts one can make with a knife wedged between ones toes before cramps set in. With the Banana Slicer I just place the peeled banana on a plate (I am actually quite accomplished at peeling bananas with my feet) and place the cutter assembly on top. Then with a simple slam of my forehead I have perfectly sliced bananas. At least toward the ends. The middle portion gets a bit squashed and tends to adhere to my eyebrows. But I can just remove that with my tongue so I get to enjoy the entire banana -- and my wife is strangely fascinated watching me do so.