What is your strategy for reading SaintsReport?

I read threads based on a process of elimination:

If I can't tell what the thread is about from the title, I skip it.

If I hover over the thread title to see the first few sentences and the OP hasn't made their point in that first paragraph, I skip it.

If the thread starter is known for making lame threads, I skip it.

If a thread title is simply a player's name, I skip it.

If a thread title ends in ellipses, I skip it.

If it ends in multiple exclamation points - I skip those too!!!

I skip the draft threads because I don't see the point in talking about a bunch of players when 99% of them won't be Saints.

Then I read the four threads that are left.

But on Sunday nights when I'm super bored and can't sleep - I read almost everything.