Goodells human shield.

I like how they butchered his name "Robert Gooddell".
Yeah, when you're as important as he thinks he is, you would expect everyone to know your name. Maybe a Who Dat was in charge of the graphics. Nah! "Robert" is the least offensive name a Who Dat would have given him. I'm thinking they would have called him "Johnson Goodell", or "Dick Goodell", you know, something more descriptive of his personality.