To Do List

1. I'm not real sure about this hire but I'm going to act super pumped about it anyway around family, friends, and co-workers.

2. I'm going to google Rob Ryan a lot and find cool stories about how he's actually a good guy and one of the greatest defensive minds of his generation.

3. I'm going to start referring to him as the Sean Payton of defense who just needed a better offense to have success.

4. I'm going to let everyone know why he grows his hair out so long. He cuts it off and gives it to Locks of Love for kids who've lost theirs due to cancer. I guess the kids don't mind that his is grey? They probably dye it right?

5. I'm going to remind people of the last coach we got from Dallas.

6. I'm going to make up a cool story about why he was really fired from Dallas. Something like, "Most people don't know this but he was fired because he challenged Tony Romo to a duel over a woman."

7. I'm going to tell people that Rob Ryan will make sure we draft studs on defense. Then on draft day we will use our first rounder on an OT and proceed to draft unknown offensive players.