The Onion apologizes for calling 9-year old Quvenzhane Wallis a ****...

I don't see why **** is so much worse than *****. If they'd called her a *****, no one would have been shocked or outraged.
Yeah, **** over ***** is a buncha ********. I mean there's so many worse things, like ****, ****, ******, *********.

In the end, people just gotta realize it's all just ****s and gigs.