Man Assaults Teen Boy With Taco Bell Burrito

Right? Pick a story:


-School says teacher made kids wear dog 'cone of shame'
-Florida drunk driving suspect has craziest mug shot ever
-Cops say they've nabbed Florida's notorious bra bandits
-Florida governor mixes up phone sex line with meningitis help line
-Anticlimactic sex blamed for alleged attack on boyfriend
-Giant-eye mystery solved, Internet heaves a sigh of relief
-Atheists use 'unholy' water to unbless Florida highway
-You can make $76,000 a year scaring birds in sunny Florida
-Jesus' face appears on power box in Florida
-Shrimp boat finds ex-football player's leg floating in Florida
-Teacher quits after alleged interest in student 'boobage'
-Cops use Taser on man for trying to put out fire in his house
-Cop fired for using patrol car to move mattresses
-Cops say they caught car thief on run when she had the runs
-Impatient driver cuts in line, blows up gas station
-Manatee joyrider caught on camera turns herself in
-Here's why fans shouldn't use a mirror to apply their face paint
-Police kill naked cannibal who was chewing off a man's face
-Prom-goers surprised to find X-rated event in same building
-Cat casually strolls through Univision weather report

Florida weird news: 2012 year in review