Folks, I'm sorry, what's going on?

I respect a lot of the folks on this blog. But I have been out of the loop -- no need to give specifics -- I am in a hospital right now. Now, then, I saw we got the best safety in the draft the other day, from Baja Oklahoma, what is the rest? I saw the Pine Bluff LT (OUTSTANDING), so what else is going on? Give me the one sentence wrap-up. No need to go into detail, I just been out of it. Did we get some D?????? I just turned on the NFL Network, but they don't talk about the Saints. How we doin' buddies? We got the Super Bowl or what? All the talk is about the great SF draft and the awful DAL draft. Give me sumpin......