Move over Amy from Amy's Baking Company, theres a new crazy chick in town

People like her are the reason good people get fired from crap jobs. I was waiting tables in a former life and some rude girl just like her slapped me on the arm and berated me, calling me a racist. All because I told her to go to the liquor store around the corner. Kept my job, but barely.

Edit: +50000 for the Mitch Hedburg reference. Never thought I'd see the day that could be used.