Have you ever heard a crybag fan say otherwise? I don't doubt your sincerity, and I take your point about being an inveterate crybag being a different level. Still, it always begins and continues based on the "if there ever was..." logic. The Viking crybags with a conference title on the line, or the Seahawks in the Super Bowl have more an "if ever", but I still think they're douchy crybags.