He runs like a doofus. He hits the turf and bounces around like a doofus, too.
I was chanting "Miss it, miss it, miss it!" at my TV and when he bobbled the snap - I froze because for a split second, I thought I had made it happen. I was captivated by my own power.
You know he was thinking he was about to be a hero. End zone so close he could taste it. It marked the beginning of a most entertaining legacy.