TWC/AP reports: NFL Ready to Take on the Weather in Super Bowl

Ever been to a Super Bowl? Over 50% are NFL Sponsor corporate Executives, high level employees or their clients. They will not be happy. Unhappy sponsors equal unhappy NFL

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<b>Acme executive:</b> This Super Bowl sucks, I got wet!
<b>Roger Goodell:</b> Who gives a ****, we make $10 billion a year and are growing astronomically. Ha! All those pathetic knaves watching at home are lapping this **** up because they get to sit on their couch and watch football in the snow. They don't even care about how I'm ruining the sport! <i> *strangles kitten, eats it with a knife and fork, gives the remains to Eli, his perfectly groomed prized chocolate lab*</i>
<b>Acme executive: </b> I don't like that tone, I'm pulling our sponsorship!
<b>Acme Board:</b> <i>*fires corporate executive, remains a sponsor*</i>