I agree with you on most, but what's wrong with cake donuts? I don't discriminate when it comes to donuts and, frankly, I'm a bit shocked and saddened that you do.
Bagels I could see. Muffins, too. But cake donuts aren't deserving of this, man.
I just don't like cake donuts. They are the devil. I hate it when someone buys a bunch of donuts for the office and gets "mixed" rather than just a dozen regular glazed or chocolate iced donuts. The fatties in the office jump all over the good donuts and leave the cake donuts. I guess I could taze the people in my office, as they would deserve it, but I chose to go to the heart of the problem...the people that eat cake donuts. If they didn't eat them, the donut shops wouldn't make them, and thus they would not be mocking me in the box while all the good donuts were gone.
Plus, Gami posted something about liking cake donuts in the donut thread. I was just poking.