Warren Sapp claims poisoning conspiracy

Sapp, who joined the Raiders before the 2004 season, said he has not had food poisoning after leaving Tampa Bay.
"I've been good out here on the West Coast," he said. "I guess they're more liberal out here."

Either that, or you've become such a joke that no one really worries about you being on an opposing defense anymore, Mr. Fatty Fats McFat.