AmerVet – Back in 99, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
My Son – Are you serious?
AmerVet – I’m dead serious.
AmerVet– How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Well, if coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things had been different. I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol’ mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.