Death Sentence? My kid washed the car with my LSU National Champs T-shirt

We're reviewing the play now.

- Kid needed $.

- Dad, watching football, said, "Wash my car, I'll give you $5.00."

- Kid haggles for $10.00.

- Dad agrees, but only if she'll vacuum the interior too and shut up and leave him alone to watch football.

- Kid agrees. Dad watches football.

- Wifey finds kid washing car with old corduroy shirt...with metal buttons.

- Horrified about the damage she'll do to the paint job, Wifey tells kid to go get one of Dad's old brown Army T-shirts from Dad's hamper...there's a dozen of them in there.

- Kid didn't hear the words "old brown Army," all she heard was "T-shirt," so she grabbed the first one she saw.