Looking for a new game

coming from an apper playing card games on his LG iphone

Nope, you're not getting away with that. Hearthstone was a PC game before it hit ipad and it's awesome either way. You made a scurrilous statement about one of the greatest games and franchises ever created for shock value and you need to be dressed down and properly and proportionately punished.

Debasing Skrim is of equal value to losing all communication privileges with me for the course of 1 week.

Use that week to consider the pitiful person you've become.

This hurts me more than it hurts you.