Man sues flowershop for sending his wife a copy of the card he sent his girlfiend

I do believe the rule reads "Thou shalt not commit adultery."

Ergo, the clause "and send your girlfriend flowers without making sure to completely cover your tracks" is irrelevant.

I wish I was the judge. Case dismissed with all costs to be paid by the cheater.

He's going to need a good lawyer for a different reason.